Reasons You Should Buy a New Car..
28 Nov 2007
My car is quite old already..making lots of funny noises lately 
I’m thinking should I get a new car?? anyway here’s are some funny reasons why you should buy a new car 
- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days.
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, “Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?”
- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the “Club”.
- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
some car to consider.. keke..
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