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Funnies: Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview
20 May 2008
keke.. here’s some Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview 
See photo of interviewer’s family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.
Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; ‘Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.’
Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.
Claim you wouldn’t even need a ’sit-in’ job if Al Einstein hadn’t stolen your secret patent for ‘2000 Flushes’
Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.
Ask if it’s O.K. that you sit on the floor.
Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.
Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you’re not leaving.
Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn’t feel like making anything else up.
Walk into interviewer’s office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; ‘NOW we can begin.’
Upon walking into the office for first time ask receptionist to hold all your calls.
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