Reasons You Should Buy a New Car..

My car is quite old already..making lots of funny noises lately   I’m thinking should I get a new car?? anyway here’s are some funny reasons why you should buy a new car
- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.

- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days.

- When you gas up, the attendant asks, “Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?”

- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the “Club”.

- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.

some car to consider.. keke..

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