A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed their tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”
The next class the professor handed the tests back. That student got his test back and $64 change.
Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked,
“Do you play hockey?”
“Do you play soccer?”
“Do you play any other physical sport?”
“Not at all. I just play bridge with my wife.”