Funny Lost Ball

Lost Balls, Funny joke, Fun, Laugh, Golfer joke, Golf Club, keke, Golf Ball, dota, dota-allstar, dota-maps, gaming, heroes, network-games, patch, phase-boots, seo, tp-scroll, v6.56, version-6.56, wallpaper, warcraft, warcraft-iii My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes.

Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was in good condition, so I picked it up and continued on.

When I broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared at me in awe. I had a machete in one hand, a golf club in the other, and behind me was a clear-cut swath leading out of the woods.

“There,” said one of the golfers, “is a guy who hates to lose his ball!”

[tags]Lost Balls, Funny joke, Fun, Laugh, Golfer joke, Golf Club, golf course, keke, Golf Ball, Machete[/tags]

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