Funnies: Some Funny Elephant Jokes

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1. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
“Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”

2. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses in the distance?
Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

3. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
“Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”

4. What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.

5. What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
“Look! A herd of plums in the distance” (Jane is colorblind)

6. How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.

7. What game do four elephants in a mini play?
Squash

8. How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

9. How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?
The door won’t close.

10. How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge?
There’ll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

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