Funnies: Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It’s Warranty

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keke.. some funny joke about Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It’s Warranty

– Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.

– Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at “88”.

– Holodeck becomes caught in an infinite loop: ship is overcome by ten thousand care bears.

– Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now help up by phone book.

– Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.

– Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room.

– Captain’s chair must be propped up against screen to keep image from flickering.

– Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through squeaky part of floor in 10-forward.

– Lower part of bridge falls even lower and ramps along either side become too steep for crew to climb.

– Ship cannot enter warp while food dispenser is making Kraft macaroni and cheese.

– Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2 people on board.

– Main sensor array unable to pick up anything except CBS.

– Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with “w”.

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