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I dialed a number and got the following recording:  
“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.  I am making some changes in my life.  Please leave a message after the beep.  If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”  
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At pilot’s training back in the Air Corps they taught us, 
“Always try to keep the number of landings you make  equal to the number of take offs you make.”  
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Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend’s house.  Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy’s mother looked straight into his eyes and said,   
“I hope you didn’t ask for a second piece of cake.”
“No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking.” 

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.   
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As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald’s one day, we passed a car accident.  Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, 
“We should pray.”
From the back seat I heard his earnest request: 
“Please, God, don’t let those cars block the entrance to McDonald’s.”  
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. 
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering  and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere. 
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.  
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.  

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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